erraticartist:

cupsnake:

You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs

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but then suddenly ZOOP

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fucking green herrons

What the fuck

(via cuddlemonstercas)

You’re right, I don’t believe this person actually exists. 

That’s literally a pair of shoulders Photoshopped to shins I don’t understand how you think people will believe this

You’re right, I don’t believe this person actually exists.

That’s literally a pair of shoulders Photoshopped to shins I don’t understand how you think people will believe this

gardeneroftheduke:

Seduce me with your David Bowie record collection.

(via obscurebowiereferences)

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I HAVE A BOYFRIEND

When I get my morning iced coffee

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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nonsumhicsum I feel like this gif explains your life.

Me. Me. Me.

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

(via ledzeppelinhair)

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”